Toobinpology

A fake apology, named after Jeffrey Toobin's Oct 2020 masturbation scandal on tv.

Was this a sincere apology or a toobinpology?

by Sexydimma June 13, 2021

toobin

an embarrassing act accidentally broadcasted on a video conference call

Thinking his cam was off, Ron pulled a toobin when he rubbed his tits in slow circles in front of his coworkers.

by raulibanez July 1, 2021

Toobin'

VERB

Masturbating, especially masturbating during a Zoom call.

Yo fam, you heard what Jeffrey did during the Zoom call? My mans started Toobin' during the break with his cam on lmaooooo

by internetsavage August 17, 2021

toobin

toobin: Accidently (one assumes) engaging in sexual behavior (e.g. stimulating ones toob) in an Internet sex chat while your office meeting screen, video and mic. is still live (again, we assume by accident)

I'll be right with you, I'm just busy toobin. The idiot did a toobin, and his company fired him. No toobin is allowed in this company.

by erewhon August 31, 2021

Toobgooban

Really fucking hot trans guy

Have you met Toobgooban? He’s hot as hell

by Dad32 September 26, 2021

tooburt

Kind of retarded

If you think about it, Drew is pretty much tooburt.

by Eggmanoutlaw October 11, 2021

toobing

The act of masturbating while on an important video conference. Commonly shortened to toobin'.

Maynard was recently caught toobing while his colleagues discussed the zoo's new hippopotamus enclosure.

by Rusty_Nickels March 25, 2022