TOFL

Acronym for "Throbbing On (the) Floor Laughing".
May be used in place of ROFL in internet conversation, for example.

Brandon Flowers was so drunk that night he was TOFL.

by Emily Banana Jesus August 1, 2007

toff

Some quality folk, who congregate in an upper class establishment such as The Royal Agricultural College, Cirencester and take part in upper class activites, such as polo and hunting. Bring it on!

Lord Sebastian Seymour

by Arabella Tomlinson-Brown May 13, 2005

toffer

A stupid aristocratic person (combination of toff + tosser).

That David Cameron is such a toffer. No wonder he became leader of the Tory Party.

by Aliszka February 15, 2009

tofuck

An insulting word for tofu.

This tofuck is shit!

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

toffeechips

An amazing person to know and to love. Self proclaimed musical genius.

Lover of Tubgirl and a few sheep

Toffeechips and I were watching Rock and Roll Jeopardy the other day. That guy is like a regular Encyclopedia full of musical knowledge.

by toffeechips September 28, 2004

toffin

the act of being stingy or to bull shit someone. to hold back or lie.

i asked for a beer out of a fresh case and was told no. i said why you keep toffin?

by Nick AKA Superman August 27, 2010

Toft master

Someone who has gained the competence to achieve 100% on the toft exercise and can now go by the name, 'toft master'

I dont think you should touch that, you should leave it to the toft master...

by joe meek October 5, 2010