Crimson Ass-Tide

When a female puts her mentrual blood into a turkey baster & then inserts it into her partners anus.

Brian really loves the Crimson Ass-Tide.

by Bob_Dole68 August 28, 2018

Crimson Tide

Squirting Period Blood. (Sorry Alabama Football)

He made be Squirt while I was bleeding and it was like a Crimson Tide!!!

by d3vilwitahal0 June 8, 2024

time and tide wait for no man

if you don't make use of a favorable opportunity, you may never get the same chance again.

"Realizing the internship was a golden ticket to her dream career, Sarah knew she had to apply immediately. After all, time and tide wait for no man, and this opportunity might not come knocking again."

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

Tide Pods

Some DELICIOUS food made by gordon ramsay and eaten all over the world

Man, I really want some Tide pods

by UndeadMorty February 7, 2018

Tide Rod

The Tide Rod (verb) is when a man (intentionally or unintentionally) cleans his penis without rinsing off the soap and then proceeds to have penetrative sex with a woman. This results in a yeast infection, causing the vagina to look like when you put too many tide pods in the washing machine.

Dave's wife had been complaining about his genital hygiene so he gave her the Tide Rod.

by Silliest Sex July 19, 2025

Tide Spool

A name given to the resulting "pool" of semen which collects in the belly button of a woman after a man pulls out and ejaculates onto her stomach.

Last night when I spurted all over Stephanie's belly, you could have done a backflip into the tide spool I left on her.

by el reverendo November 4, 2012

Tide Pod

Anyone younger than Generation X who believes in the global warming religion, socialism, and open borders. A young person who thinks that they know more than their elders. Because these kids are eating Tide Pods.

Them: Ok Boomer
Response: Ok Tide Pod

by beasterman1 November 21, 2019