Package Boy

Obviously Neil's preferred name <333

" Awww what a cute lil package boy!! "
" STOP IT!!- "

by someonesdaughterisusingthislol February 20, 2022

crackage package

Butt cheeks, rump, flesh of the buttocks, flapper.

Don’t look at my crackage package.

by Burkey Turkey January 3, 2021

Reverse Care Package

When a student who is away from home sends a care package to their mother/father/family instead of the original method of the mother/father/family sending one to them. It is usually full of goodies and/or souvenirs letting your family know that you are in fact fine and dandy whilst being away.

Andrea: I just sent my mom a reverse care package.
Mark: What was in it?
Andrea: Some candy, keychains, and a photo of me in my new apartment.
Mark: Nice. Moms love that crap!

by california.halifornia June 22, 2011

package bump

When you see a homie that you have not seen in awhile and you go in for pseudo hug, but one of you shifts your footing and you accidently bump your hang downs.

John sees mike..
john: hey bro
mike: sup fool!
(dudes go in for a bro hug)
Mike: damn bro, you just lost your footing and package bumped me!
john: my bad, son

by dmoney1979 September 4, 2013

package jacker

A man who excessively masturbates, to the point where his penis has grown in length exponentially, due to the number of times he has jacked off.

"Wow, you're cock is so big! You must be a package jacker!"

by RobloxPu55yEater May 29, 2018

666 package

When a man is 6 feet tall, makes 6 figures and has a 6 inch penis. The ideal type of man that all delusional modern women look for.

James: Did you hear about that guy who asked Kate out?
Travis: Yeah but he got rejected. He probably didn't have the 666 package

by condensed_salt February 25, 2024

Package mode

When you expect a package to arrive soon and are actively anticipating its arrival.

"My new Lego set finally came in yesterday. The package arrived at 6 PM, but I was in full package mode since 2 lmao"

by Inlovewithabsol May 12, 2023