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virtual swagger

How one presents oneself or behaves, often in a presumed position of superiority, in a virtual environment. Unlike the more visceral form 'swagger' (i.e. one's walk, strut), virtual swagger (or v-swag) is primarily expressed through outbursts of text and may often be supported by virtual gestures (i.e. emotes).
World of Warcraft

Tank: this ain't rp bra. quit being a vag. trinket the blind. cloak the deathcoils. blind the ap. chain some cc and kill the f'n shadow caster first!

Healer: Charming, albeit just self-important virtual swagger.
by syorkie June 10, 2011
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Jimmy Swaggert

The infamous philandering televangelist who loves to bombastically brag (i.e., "swagger") about how great he is and how much money/luxury (l.e., "swag") he possesses.
Between Jimmy Swaggert and Oral "Blowjob" Robberts, it's little wonder than Christianity as a whole is seen as just a money-making mega-conglomerated conspiracy.
by QuacksO July 23, 2018
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swagger jagger

a person who always cramp your style. a form of hating'
You just mad cuz u ain't got no man so stop being a swagger jagger
by tee and Bri January 17, 2008
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smegger

A swear-word/euphemism used on the TV show Red Dwarf, as an alternative to smeghead. Only used occasionally, and more aggressively than "smeghead", its range of use seems to be equivalent to fucker.
Let's get out there and nuke the smeggers!

Did you steal my breakfast? You total smegger!
by Andy April 19, 2004
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Big Dick Swagger

When a guy has extreme attitude and confidence with women, even to the point of thinking it's ok to ask them for money. Being jobless, ignorant, ugly or stupid does not phase him, because in his mind, having a big dick (or acting like he has one) is all he needs to have women want him.
He's such a loser! If it wasn't for his Big Dick Swagger, he'd never get any women to pay any attention to him.
by daddygecko February 24, 2012
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swagger jagger

Also referred to as "swagger jacker": one who tries to steal your swag away by such activities as hating, dissing, and gossiping.
Cher Lloyd wants them swagger jaggers to get their own swag and get up out her face.
by MichikoIto July 7, 2011
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swagger

swagger is slang for a confident and cool way of dressing, talking, walking, etc. It can mean a lot of things really
Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got SWAGGER
by koss05 February 22, 2010
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