by Matthew Pryce January 20, 2004
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Someone whose character is marked by an absence of any quality depth while defining what little personality they possess by material or other insubstantial means.
Someone whose character is marked by an absence of any quality depth while defining what little personality they possess by material or other insubstantial means.
Ace: You know that guy Brian in accounting?
Gary: You mean Brian Peppers?
Ace: No, dumbass. He's cool.
Gary: Oh -- you mean the dude who ALWAYS wears Polo shirts and talks about his Benz like he's the $hit?
Ace: Yeah - him. That's one shallowficial cat.
Gary: F that JBag. Let's go to Taco Bell and get a Grande meal.
Gary: You mean Brian Peppers?
Ace: No, dumbass. He's cool.
Gary: Oh -- you mean the dude who ALWAYS wears Polo shirts and talks about his Benz like he's the $hit?
Ace: Yeah - him. That's one shallowficial cat.
Gary: F that JBag. Let's go to Taco Bell and get a Grande meal.
by Charles X, aka the Honorable L Prime March 14, 2008
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“Dude I was getting a BJ from this chick, and my dick went so far down we were shallow chesting”
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“Who the fuck are you?”
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Get the swallowing birth control mug.When someone sees the inner beauty of everyone because they know physical appearance can't be helped, but personality can. Due to this, they "see" people for who they really are. A beautiful person can remain beautiful looking to them, however if their personality is ugly, the person with Shallow Hal Goggles will not be interested.
Comes from the movie Shallow Hal, in which Hal is hypnotized to see people for who they are on the inside.
Compare and contrast beer goggles.
Comes from the movie Shallow Hal, in which Hal is hypnotized to see people for who they are on the inside.
Compare and contrast beer goggles.
Bob: Anthony turned down a date with the hot head cheerleader! Is he stupid?
Alice: No, he just has Shallow Hal Goggles. He's not interested in someone mean and bitchy.
Alice: No, he just has Shallow Hal Goggles. He's not interested in someone mean and bitchy.
by tendollarlameo July 25, 2011
Get the Shallow Hal Goggles mug.A diss normally executed by a mother, in which she implies that when you were sperm, she should’ve given head instead of normal sex. Therefore the sperm (you) would never reach the egg and be fertilized and you would never be alive.
by themillennial January 1, 2019
Get the I should’ve swallowed you mug.Larry: Hey you and your gf get busy?
Me: yupp she winded up giving me a hj and swallowing the stones
Me: yupp she winded up giving me a hj and swallowing the stones
by uberrf January 5, 2008
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