Muffin Surprise

A particulary unpleasant fart that is completely unexpected by the party being surprised; usually in a setting that is not fart-friendly.

Sitting in church with my friend, I released a silent fart that packed a horrendous odor. I wispered to him that he had been muffin surprised. He was outraged and relocated to another pew.

by K.O.T.W. April 19, 2010

Scooter Surprise

The act of licking ones nutsack while inserting carrots into the partners anus while getting anally pounded by a Rodesian Ridgeback.

"I was really excited to go to my friends house, but then at last minute he informed me he wanted a Scooter Surprise.

by vito141 August 4, 2011

Purple Surprise

When a guy is under the impression that the girl he is about to have sex with is white, and she spreads her legs showing her purple-tinted vagina, demonstrating that she is not white.

"So I took Alisha out for dinner last night, and we had sex?"

"How was she?"

"She had the purple surprise."

by T3hTool August 19, 2011

Hushpuppy Surprise

When you drunkenly vomit all over a girl in her bed right before you're finally about to get laid for the first time.

Andrew was about to finally lose his virginity thanks to copious amounts of alcohol when he suddenly gave the girl a Hushpuppy Surprise in her bed and was promptly kicked out of the house.

by Babyboar October 21, 2012

Kopke Surprise

When you wet someone's chair in two phases. Phase one is the seat when the victim is away from their chair. Second phase is when the victim is away from their chair and recovering from phase one and the seat back is doused with liquid.

You can be either the giver, recipient or observer of a Kopke Surprise.

I conducted a Kopke Surprise for Dan the other day, he was so mad at first getting a wet bum, then a wet back.

I was the victim of a Kopke Surprise. I'm wet all over.

I saw a Kopke Surprise in action the other day, it was amazing to behold.

by Arsebadger May 5, 2014

skeet surprise

When you wake up after a night out with semen in your hair and don't realise it is there.

Francine woke up after a one night stand with a skeet surprise in her hair.

by Skeet surprise July 4, 2016

lol surprise balls

When she thinks you have a really nice surprise for her, but in reality, it's just your balls.... and you laugh in her face.

Kevin: Hey, Karen.... I noticed you worked really hard this week, so I got you something.

Karen: OMG, Kevin! You shouldn't ha----

Kevin: SURPRISE! (Show's Balls)

Karen: WTF, Kevin?!?!

Kevin: LOL!

Karen was not expecting to get LOL Surprise Balls from Kevin.

*See Also, Kids Toy

by BigPoppaG&TheFunkyBunch April 21, 2018