spork-bat

A combination of spoon, fork, and baseball bat, used to smite noobs on IRC.

<freeone3000> mayz I hiteth j00 with a tit spork-bat?

by BleakVoid May 13, 2005

sporker

what is found in the hog lot

that is a real sporker out in the feed lot Tish, cant wait to butcher it

by Chillaxin170 February 14, 2007

Safety Spork

A Spork rendered safe for use by minors, sufferers of involuntary spasms and those who are extremely co-ordinationally challenged.

Namely, a spoon.

Ruprecht, you know what happens when you don't wear your eye-patch and use your Safety Spork..

by RepeelableDecals August 17, 2006

spork

the best thing ever made. A mixture between a spoon and a fork. the spork shall rule all. FEAR THE SPORK RESPECT THE SPORK BE THE SPORK

Person 1: I got a spork at Taco Bell today.
Person 2: Omg i am so jeleaous...can i have it???

by Sara ruler of the spork December 28, 2005

sporkier

The online username to most websites by one Tito Vazquez of Bremerton, Washington.
History: An AOL Screen name of Vazquez was 'SpecialSpork', and when advancing to the next stage of sporkiness, he was then known of as 'NowSporkier'. The username originates from the root of that AOL Screen name.

Have you read the livejournal of sporkier lately?

by Tito May 12, 2004

Sporge

What is screamed whilst running through a crowded mall, after ingesting a combination of too many Tootsie Roll midgies and Dr. Pepper.

Danny: "SPORGE!!!"

(Mall Rent-A-Cop) "We've got a 159 near the Hot Topic, we're gonna need back-up..."

Danny: (now running) "SPORRRRRGE!"

by jude7265 October 2, 2008

sporkjob

in the act of flinging your hands behind your cranium and whipping your limbs behind your ass while the woman yells spork me almighty sporker while the banana is in her bunghole and the man yells fuck me gently while in his left hand his phalanges fondle a banana peel and his earlobe penetrates the inside of the womans clitoris

SPORKJOB! Monkeys are professionals at this act so if you are looking for the best go to them and they will take you for a fuck-filled fun fest.

by ferret lover <3 69 October 9, 2008