Sporge

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What is screamed whilst running through a crowded mall, after ingesting a combination of too many Tootsie Roll midgies and Dr. Pepper.

Danny: "SPORGE!!!"

(Mall Rent-A-Cop) "We've got a 159 near the Hot Topic, we're gonna need back-up..."

Danny: (now running) "SPORRRRRGE!"

Sporge by jude7265 October 2, 2008

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sporge

A greenish-brownish solution that looks disgusting but can be quite delicious.

Green Kool-Aid can be considered sporge.

sporge by David September 22, 2004

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sporge

variant of "spooge"

Semen. If you don't know what that is, try to think back to the sex video they showed you in fifth grade.

Hey Bob, you've got some sporge on your chin.

Getting sporge in your eye can spread AIDS.

sporge by Matt April 21, 2005

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Word Sponge

A person who is devoted, and addicted, to reading.

Jimi Herndon is a serious "Word Sponge"! He soaked up 72 books in 52 weeks! Amazing!

Word Sponge by talk2me-JCH2 March 7, 2017

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Military Fun Sponge

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.

Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.

Military Fun Sponge by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019

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SpongeBob

The best motherfucker there is

If you hate SpongeBob you’re a disgrace to the human race

SpongeBob by Dumbassssssssssssssss October 29, 2019

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spongebob baylypants

When a skinny, snobby, entitled chick wears butt & form-fitting pants, but her butt, waist and lower back are all the same width, giving not the appearance of an hourglass figure and a shapely rump, but rather the appearance of a square box from the middle of her back to the top of her hamstrings.

Dude, how's that date go the other night? Well, she wore Spongebob Baylypants and her ass looked like ole square pants himself, and when she took them off at the end of the night, it was not much better, but I did make that square box butt jiggle from her back to the top of her legs when I did the deed!

spongebob baylypants by Stagmen June 26, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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