scrump

A sexy male that looks good enough to eat/bite. Originating from the word scrumptious.

He is a scrump. I hope it's some scrumps lurking in the club tonight.

by Evanie March 5, 2008

scrump

Verb. To hump Jensen Ackle's "I can has a cookie?" face.

Wtf does "scrump" mean?

It is the word for humping Jensen's cookie face, naturally.

by CookieScrumper September 29, 2007

Scrump

(noun) A ghetto, usually white girl, that wears boys boxers and low-ridin' shorts. She usually has a strange figure, not skinny, not fat, in between and lets it show. She has a nasty face and even nastier genitalia, or vagina. A step up from the adjective 'scrumpy.' Originated in Wichita, KS by Colton Falconburg.

"Hey Todd, you see Cathy lately? Bitch looks like a Scrump."
"Todd. You should hella slap that scrump."
"Todd, my man. Can't believe you did that scrump. I bet you'll be payin' for that shit, man."

by Toddsterr April 9, 2010

strumpet trumpet

the man's own meat. the blue vein flute. the schlong. the wanger. the leg grabber.

please see page no. 509 for a full list.

by <*}}}}>< September 26, 2003

Scrumplet

A small ball of fecal matter that gets caught in your pubic hair when you poop.

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom. I had a scrumplet situation.

by Cruncle May 20, 2009

scrump

A sexual act. The act of having sex.

"Damn me and my boyfriend scrumped for hours last night"

by Trish W. June 12, 2007

Scrump

A combination of 'scrap' and 'crumb'

"Colleen do you want the rest of these chips? It's only scrumps left."

by JVF July 25, 2009