When a man squats onto a womans chest, taking a dumpand using his buttocks to wipe the dump backwards and forwards whilst making tractor and digger noises.
"I took a cleaveland steamer on her when she slept."
"Didn't the beeping wake her up?"
"I whispered."
"Didn't the beeping wake her up?"
"I whispered."
by Streakycheese September 29, 2007
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by giaty April 12, 2010
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When a male farts, and the fart travels through his gooch, and then upwards towards his balls. Thus giving him a disgustingly warm and smelly sensation.
Guy 1: Dude, I was sitting down in class and couldn't hold it in my fart anymore so I ended up farting and it gave me a sack steamer.
Guy 2: Ugh man, those feel so warm yet so gross.
Guy 2: Ugh man, those feel so warm yet so gross.
by Oupsa March 11, 2014
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by GSpot manager May 14, 2015
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Seat streakers tend to like to showcase their handiwork through regular and careful cleaning of the inside of the bowl only.
Seat streakers tend to like to showcase their handiwork through regular and careful cleaning of the inside of the bowl only.
Bad news, guys... It turns out Jason is a seat streaker. At least it's not too late to revoke his contract.
Someone's been seat streaking in the computer room toilets. I'm not certain, but I think it might be that guy who comes in every day at 12:00 to watch niche motor sports and eat a family pack of sausage rolls.
Someone's been seat streaking in the computer room toilets. I'm not certain, but I think it might be that guy who comes in every day at 12:00 to watch niche motor sports and eat a family pack of sausage rolls.
by pyrexpat91 November 24, 2016
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by stupid sexy flanders June 12, 2018
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The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.
The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.
by jizzytissues July 1, 2018
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