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scrambled egg hair

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)
Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!
by jesus burrito April 15, 2009
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Strabbled

1-To be on 3 or more drugs at 1 time. 2- To be pro rush at CoD.
Person 1:Did you see that Strabbled guy? Person 2: Omg Stwabbled D00d. Person 3: Yea Strabbled owns at CoD.
by StRabBleD May 18, 2010
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Scrambled family

The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.
We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!
by tbergman July 13, 2011
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Straueled

When, in unchecked rage and unnecessary aggression, you punch someone (who probably deserved it anyway) right in the eye.
Person 1: So Jeff and Chad were playing Madden, and Chad got really mad and slapped Jeff.
Person 2: What did Jeff do?
Person 1: He totally Straueled Chad! He hasn't been able to open his eye for a week!
by Sir Werner Herzog May 12, 2015
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scrumpledumple

Mum: "clean up that scrumpledumple!"
by Megskies May 25, 2016
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Stapled

Man u got stapled unlucky
by Anonionymous March 31, 2017
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Stamped

(Sports) when someone steps on the top of your foot with their cleat leaving a red mark or bruise on the area. Does not have to be intentional
“coach I️ can’t play with them any more, all they do is stanp me”
Hey man, sorry ab that, are you ok” “yeah man don’t worry ab it you jut stamped me is all”
by JaKrispy_19 January 24, 2018
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