scouse wig

As the name implies, this particular form of wig originates from Liverpool. It usually takes the form of a afro hair cut in varying shapes, sizes and colours.

Has been known to possess the person wearing the wig, with the most obvious signs being the use of a fake scouse accent and timed hand movements.

Most likely to be seen in vast numbers in Blackpool, however is running rampant in the wild around the UK and several off-shore destinations.

Eh Eh Eh No You Me Wait Bath

by Madtroll June 1, 2004

skouse

Well skouse can't really be defined. (verb.)

When that pig came a aksin' I skoused my way out.

by skouser-man February 21, 2015

Spouse deprivation

The act of ignoring the needs and or wants/desires of your spouse at all costs. To withhold simple things such as compliments or more extreme emotional needs including intimacy.

As he went about his day he knew he'd include spouse deprivation in his plans.

by Boredwife January 3, 2017

Scouse house

Worst derivative of music with annoying "donk" sound predominantly loved by chavs from up north.

Gives a bad name to hard dance

Darren Styles, ultrabeat, scouse house, bounce

by tomob August 16, 2013

spouse

female of any description

this spouse had the most whippin funky grosm id ever mandated

by mobius November 7, 2006

souse

in verb form, it would be:

That fucker souses it all the time, usually with baby oil.

I told him to fucking souse it up yo

by King Souser March 29, 2005

Stose

Asbestos or any asbestos containing material

pronounced st-oh-ss

"We need to remove the popcorn ceiling because it's got stose in it"
"the insulation on those pipes in the boiler room is all stose"

by Rocket ron February 19, 2012