Boredwife's definitions

Hotipotimis

A woman that is so attractive that it could be measured with the weight of a hippopotamus.

Damn bro did you see the hotipotimis back there? I need her number!

by Boredwife January 3, 2017

Colorfuliar

A colorfuliar is a person who defines their constant lies with a color scheme, thus making them appear less harmful.

Wow, Jane surely is Colorfuliar of the year! Listening to her is like watching an artist paint a rainbow!

by Boredwife February 12, 2017

Spouse deprivation

The act of ignoring the needs and or wants/desires of your spouse at all costs. To withhold simple things such as compliments or more extreme emotional needs including intimacy.

As he went about his day he knew he'd include spouse deprivation in his plans.

by Boredwife January 3, 2017