Static

When there's a shitty snow channel or there's Just a storm Outside and you want to kill everyone in existance because you cannot watch the new episode of that show that you really like

!!!!!!!!!Ugh there's A STATIC on (insert cannel name here), I. Hate. Static. F**K EVERYTHING

by IKnowWords420 August 22, 2017

Spasticytis

(Spastic cytis) A condition bought on by the consumption of too much alcohol .
Getting to this level of drunk immediately earns the person triple legend status with honours

Russ is partying hard, won't be long before he suffers from spasticytis

by Sick little wombat November 6, 2017

Static head

Receiving a blowjob/tongue whilst not moving.

Hey babes, fancy giving me some static head?

by Adrian Boniecki January 23, 2018

Spastic

Adj. Characterizing someone as spazzy and wacky and out of control

Lindsey was spastic like Anna from Frozen.

by Swagmufffins July 20, 2018

Static

Static. If someone is staring at you you would look and say/yell STATIC

Creepy guy: *stares*
You:STATIC

your friend:what a weirdo

by Itx_.tae December 30, 2018

Static

Static is when someone gives another person a dirty look, they want static, they want drama, static is just a look a person gives another person as if they want something from that person

Melissa: “aye yo Judith giving u static”

Amanda: “if Judith wants static she can have it”

by yeaboi772 April 8, 2019

Static

To cause trouble or beef.
“Don’t start none, won’t be none.”

“If you don’t start no static, there won’t be none. And I don’t have to put you on the run.”

by NJSDEF July 8, 2019