squeezing the tomato

squeezing the tomato was a term I heard in a song that remixed the macarena, with the word masterbater, in the original's stead. Squeezing the tomato is a term that means materbate, I'm not quite sure if it is just male, or females can use this slang as well.

yo, man, so I was watching porn last night, holy crap! I was squeezing the tomato before I realized it was two dudes! Does that make me gay?

by Mercedes Bends June 15, 2007

Squaring

Verb: meaning any activity using a personal screen display, for example, a PC, laptop, smart phone, tablet, or TV for watching TV gaming, internet surfing, checking emails, facebook etc.

What is Jon doing? He is busy squaring.

by CPMELBhehe September 3, 2012

alabama squaling monkey

a woman of african decent that lives in alabama who gets nasely penetrated after being flatulated upon.

i was about to hook up with this chick until i realized she was an alabama squaling monkey.

by luvs2sploodge August 20, 2011

Sneaking out of the hospital

adj. Describing a thing or event that is very cool.

"That would be so sneaking out of the hospital if you did that!"
or
"That party was sneaking out of the hospital!"

by Inah October 10, 2005

squeeking

see squeek

by TheTalon October 19, 2003

squeakins

high pitched hiccups (often produced by extremely hyper elephants)

Man, that elephant at the zoo had squeakins like a mofo!!!

by fo sho sho March 23, 2008

squeakling

The annoying noise made when a new marker is applied to a whiteboard.

When the professor started writing, the squeakling hurt our ears.

by Calned Wesad November 10, 2012