Sorry Mad

When someone is apologizing for something dumb they have done but they are stubborn, rude, and flat out mad about saying sorry. It is quite annoying when you deserve an apology and your friend is sorry mad.

Tom: Did he apologize for sleeping with your girl?
Frank: Yeah he did but he was sorry mad about it so I beat the shit out of him.

by D4N R1zzl3 January 31, 2010

Sorry-ass punk

Someone who is not good at being young and inexperienced.

A poor quality petty hoodlum.

That sorry-ass punk won't learn his lesson and keeps getting caught with alcohol.

Only a sorry-ass punk would talk to the cops.

by Motherhubbard November 28, 2010

Spray Allen

To take an unsolid shit that sprays everywhere but still somehow makes it in the toilet. Derived from ray Allen (NBA).

dude I totally spray allened your bathroom. Also known as spray liotta.

by Urmomsteats November 22, 2016

j-spray

street term for semen.
jizz, jizzem, j-spray

dude, i totally blew my j-spray all over megan's face last night after i one-handed her. :)

by big red2 November 22, 2007

heir spray

Baby gravy - the stuff that fires out of ones spam cannon when relaxing in a gentleman's way or fooling around with a clopper

Cum

"Have a wash before you go love, youve still got a blob of my heir spray on yo"

by Dickhead mcDickhead May 20, 2008

Deuce Spray

Taking a number #2 in the bathroom, aka "dump".

An air freshener used in bathrooms after someone has gone "number #2" and has left a strong odor.

Grandpa used the bathroom and the odor was so strong I had to use the "Deuce Spray"

by Scott Bremer February 9, 2009

salad sprayer

The act of shitting while having your anus licked.

I didn't realize my girl liked salad sprayer until I tossed her salad.

by Back Door Val August 29, 2014