Spleed

the point at which a wound, instead of drizzling blood, shoots blood to or further then 10 feet

This man is spleeding!

by SParxter September 24, 2008

anal splexing

when the anus is properly splexed for over 6 minutes

that was a nice anal splexing session

by splexmaster October 8, 2017

Spexting

Not to be confused with 'sexting'. Spexting is the act of exchanging favorite South Park quotes with a fellow friend who also enjoys the many antics in the show.

"We were spexting so much last night, I think we covered five seasons."
"My buddy Steve just sent me a spext, now I'm going to be laughing all day at work."

by rEVOLution. December 20, 2011

Slex

Sex in a more slutty way than normal. This embodies sex with porn stars, slutty girls, or kinky/ S&M sex.

Did you hear that Tom had slex with Lisa?

I would totally have slex with Naomi.

by Jebediah & Gertrude December 24, 2008

spleakin'

spleak; (verb). The act of running from or through something, usually precipitation.

"Yo, I saw you outside the library, what were you doing?"
"Just spleakin', ya know."

"It began raining cats and dogs, so Eric commenced his spleakin'."

she was spleakin' in the rain....

by Mob Wife March 19, 2008

spleefer

Someone who uses there shovel to kill you in minecraft

Bob- wanna play minecraft?
Sam- No you always spleef on me
Bob- I swear to God, I'm not a spleefer

by Darkfair June 16, 2014

SELEXTOR

the selextor is teh dj. a variation/hybrid of selector.

BOH! This selextor is on teh kitchen rinse omg!

by tendo April 20, 2004