Spleed

High as f*ck! So high you can barely function!

Yo, that rig got me spleed, I can’t even think straight.

by ObscurityXVI July 8, 2018

Skleet

Skleet has 2 meanings. 1; The act of passing a fecus. 2; The act of skeeting in an extremely cold place, i.e. , Alaska- thus creating 'sleet' like skeet, creating skleet. Also a verb.

1;Dude, I was banging this cashier in a meat freezer, and I skleeted all over her face! 2; I sat down on the toilet and skleeted, toally unexpected! Man that was the bloodiest fecus ever!

by Grady123 February 2, 2008

Sleek

Norwegian (from Norway) Slang for Sweat

Fy Faen så sleek du er! (God damn ur sweat!)

by Ede April 25, 2006

Sleeg

Sleeg is the new Swag.

Not everyone can be sleeg though.

Notable members can enjoy the benifits of dkoos.

What is sleeg without dkoos? ;)

Sleegs are known for being little sleegs, mcsleegers, being able to sleeg their way out of any situation.

Our aim the nation, one sleegster at a time.

And it all bigens with one bowl of sleeg. So line up in front od Daida's house, for a bowl of sleeging dairy sleeg, you sleegmeisters.

~*~sl33galicious4lyfe~*~

Shantelle: OMG, Shaniqia. Did you hear about sleeg?

Shaniqua: Girl, I hear it's the new fried chicken.

Shantelle: And it's cheap, too -- they only chargin' $3.29 for dat shit.
Shaniqua: Mhmm gurrl, we gonna be so SL33GALICIOUS!

by Sleeg lovers July 24, 2011

spleen

Another word for spliff in limited use in the East Midlands, UK.

"Can I av next uns on that spleen yof"

by The Monk September 23, 2004

Sleek

Originated a conversation with my 13 year old sister, who claimed that at her school (Newstead Wood), people were either "slags", "neeks" or "all right." Or they were neeks who were also slags- a common stereotype of the Newsteadians, perpetrated by people lacking two brain cells to rub together. I then started to jokingly call her a slag as per usual, then the wondrous juxtaposition of a word struck me- sleek. Someone who is both a slag AND a neek. I rather like it.

That girl's such a sleek, did you hear about her and her lab partner?

by SleekingOut November 3, 2011

spleech

n. jizz, sperm, male seminal fluid

adj. the color of semen

v. jizz, cum, ejaculate

v. - he spleeched on her face.

adj. - now she has spleech hair.

n. - there is also spleech all over the carpet.

by JunkInTheDrunk January 22, 2011