spatch

when hitting a volleyball on full contact and the ball only moves at a slow speed

Dont spatch the volleyball!

by Pat Molsen #17 August 9, 2006

'spatch

Abbreviation for the acoustic rock/folk band, Dispatch.

Dispatch Fan 1: Dude, I'm listening to some 'spatch
Dispatch Fan 2: Dude, Dispatch is amazinggggggg.

by Lbro99 December 6, 2010

Spath

To ejaculate

As he hit the climax he decided to spath inside of me

by majorrager1 March 18, 2015

spatch cock

slap your cock so hard the spatch cocked almost pass out with pain

"anyway last night i spatch cocked her and then i had to take her to the hospital...she had 10 stitches"

by Omega Nova May 15, 2006

cock spatula

The device used by older men for inserting their old saggy balls into a woman's vagina.

Hey guys, I used my new cock spatula last night to shimmy my old saggy cock and balls into my lady's punanny.

by cockspatula January 3, 2012

Trump spatula

An orange spatula with messy blonde hair.

Did you see Trump spatula?

by What knife? October 22, 2017

Broke and Spattered

Literary slang for "came" (or "cummed")," or "had orgasm." The anti-hero in Anthony Burgess' dystopian novel, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (played by Malcolm McDowell in the movie) 'broke and spattered' at the end of intercourse.

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"So I was doing my girlfriend, and I had been humping away for about half an hour -- "

"Dude, you have great discipline. I would have broke and spattered after five minutes!"

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010