soviet russia

A land filled with women who have hairy armpits and never bathe.
The men stink of vodka and oh yeah they never bathe either.

"You stink like a soviet. Go take a fuckin bath!"

by deliverance April 24, 2003

soviet russia

place that has been building up a secret arsenal of big bombs and is holding them to take out capitalism tommorow

that soviet russia place sucks

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Soviet Union

The country where bear shoot you and you sting bee.

Salute to the Soviet Union!

by tgay69 March 27, 2019

Submerged Soviet Chainsaw

If you are poor, this is a better way to get penis enlargement. It's almost like a ritual. A man and a woman must be underwater, for it is mandatory. While you two are underwater, you get into a 69 position vertically. Before the both of you do anything, you must salute to the all mighty Soviet leader, Joseph Stalin. After this, the woman yanks the man's penis multiple times as if she was starting a chainsaw, usually within the range of 25-40 times. Between the the flow of water and the aggressive stroke of the woman, the man's penis will be guaranteed 2 more inches.

Mikhail: Sex life is not good. We do Submerged Soviet Chainsaw.

Helga: Yes. We make sex life better.

by Windowlicker69420 May 7, 2018

Solitary Man

Neil Diamond

Neil Diamond is right there where I am, a solitary man.

by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

Shvitzin-nutz

A Yiddish term meaning sweaty testicals: SCHVEATY NUTZ.

"That intense game of basketball left me with shvitzin-nutz!"
"This pair of underwear is consticting, and is causing me to have shvitzin-nutz."

by Mad-Reese June 25, 2006

soitseems.net

Probably the best comic and audio podcast the world has ever heard. Owners: Dan Caporal, Kyle Morgan, and Shaun Ringsmuth Use their massive brains to urinate knowledge into your uneducated cranium.

George: Man, I just slaughter 18 baby seals and now im bored.
Fred: Jumping Eskimos man, Haven't you been to soitseems.net. Its like your one stop anti-boredom shop.

by Dan Caporal June 27, 2008