Skip to main content

Soap-take

n. When, during soap operas and some sitcoms, a character stares off-screen until the scene ends and commercials begin.
Doctor: Steve, the tests have come back, and... I don't know how to tell you this, but Alan isn't really your son.

Steve: Then whose is it? *Does a soap-take*
by Godofgamers September 9, 2009
mugGet the Soap-take mug.

Soap Wars

The game that pedophile and former Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky invented to initiate his feel out process on how far he could take his naked shower escapades with young boys.

The game starts out by throwing soap at each other in the shower, then if Jerry Sandusky is present escalates to male on male lathering, shoulder/back rubs, and extreme pervasive sexual acts.
You wanna play soap wars bro, no dude I aint gay.

My little bro told me his coached asked him if he wanted to play soap wars? Who was his coach Jerry Sandusky or some shit? Naw, some other sick fuck!

U into Soap Wars bro? Nah man im not into dudes!
by Snach_Crusher November 8, 2011
mugGet the Soap Wars mug.
Related Words

Sapsy

Derived from sappy. Used when someone is pouring out emotions publically and the receiver if not feeling the message.

Example
I’m standing in the rain to call you pick up!

“What in the actually sapsy fuck”
by Islandpapi June 22, 2018
mugGet the Sapsy mug.

Unwrap The Soap

When someone decides to stick it to someone, or tell them the truth.
"Man, I can't decide if I'm gonna tell my girlfriend that I cheated on her"

"Dude, just unwrap the soap"
by Tim Hawksfield May 13, 2008
mugGet the Unwrap The Soap mug.

Snaps

Snaps is a very difficult (but very fun) party/bar game in which two people are in on the code and the rest must struggle to figure it out.

It starts with one person saying "snaps is the name of the game, the name of the game is snaps". That person is player one.

Player one then come up with a short name or phrase in there head that they proced to say in snaps code to the group (however player 2 is the only other person who knows the snap code). The code is as follows:

Vowels:
1 snap = A
2 snaps = E
3 snaps = I
4 snaps = O
5 snaps = U

Consanents:
With each consanent you say a short phrase starting with the letter in your code

L could be 'learn to keep up'
Y could be 'you got it yet?'
Player one: "snaps is the name of the game, the name of the game is snaps"

'Find out what I'm saying?'
Snap three times
'Get it yet'
'How about now?'
'Tough huh?'

'Can't figure it out?'
'Lets try again'
Snap 5 times
'Better luck next time'

Player two: Fight club!
by zoeydarlin January 13, 2008
mugGet the Snaps mug.

soap opera

1)Any show that is watched between the hours of 10 am and 2pm that exists so that a woman can sit on a larg sofa, eat yogurt, lemon cookies, and icecream, relax. Typically are in a bad mood close to 3pm when they know the kids are coming home.
2) Any show that airs during the morning, early afternoon hours that is characterized by bad acting, a huge amount of airtime dedicated to crying, and bad lines that would never be said in real life.
' She was on the couch all day today..'
'yeah, it's those damn soap operas'
by Laety May 2, 2006
mugGet the soap opera mug.

snapshit

A photograph lacking in artistic merit. The term implies that the photograph at the level of a typical shitty snapshot. Used especially for photos which are claimed to exhibit talent but actually display none. Sometimes used in a self-deprecating manner to refer to one's own photographs.
LOL that guy thinks he's an artist, but his photos are just snapshits.
by Mr Fnord January 2, 2011
mugGet the snapshit mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email