Pink Shorting

When boys skip a guys hangout to hang out with their girlfriend.

He didn't show up to the game, he must be pink shorting.

by hellotherealloe September 30, 2021

scooch snorkeling

An action. When a female squats and places her vagina over the mouth and nose of a male. This forces him to breathe and only smell her vajayjay. She will only lift enough so he doesn't suffer asphyxiation.

Phil-Baby I've wanted you so bad all night.

Lilly-Oh don't you worry ya sick fuck. Mama has had these panties on all day. Not only will you smell this pussy you are going scooch snorkeling

by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023

nork snorkeling

When ya squish ya girls norks up to ya closed eyes, like a pair of warm bosomy goggles.

"Where dem' boobies?" Bellowed the Nork Inspector. His girlfriend lifts her t-shirt revelling a pair of bouncy norks, for his and her nork snorkeling pleasure.

by Buttonholekale August 7, 2023

Land Snorkeling

The act of checking out hot women/girls on a beach, or any other public place.

Hey bro, so I went to the beach yesterday and did some mad land snorkeling.

by thedude243867 August 10, 2023

The Snorkeling Exorcist

The male adopts The Possessed Snorkel position and proceeds to eat pussy.

Barbara had the best orgasm of her life after Gary performed The Snorkeling Exorcist.

by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024

Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."

Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..

by QuacksO September 29, 2019

The angry Snoring bagpipe

Also known as a french bulldog. This term is used because the dog is stored under your arm and snores continuously.

... your the angry snoring bagpipe

by Gatchabitch March 9, 2021