underwear snooker

The act of scoring from the exposed underwear of members of the opposite sex. When a colour of underwear is spotted, the spotter will then shout out the score, which corresponds to the score given to the balls in snooker. This also allows plenty of gratuitous letching by spotters mates.

Red = 1 point
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!

by Kieran January 17, 2004

bj snooter

while recieving a blow job, bust in the back of the throat while simultaniously tickling the girl giving the blowjob causing them to laugh and having the cum shoot out their nose

"Yo, I heard Tom gave Sally the bj snooter over the weekend and now she refuses to give him head ever again."

by YosefStalin October 16, 2009

snoozer

An unbelievably boring, useless meeting at work, probably impeding on your lunch hour, or happening right after lunch, at which you find it impossible to pay attention because the guy leading the meeting sucks, what he is talking about sucks, and all you can think about is going to the breakroom later with your hott chick friend to talk about her weekend.

Good lord, that planning meeting yesterday was a freakin snoozer. I think that wanker guy Jim caught me with my eyes closed at least twice.

by LevelHeadedBoy August 18, 2017

snoogered

(1)the consequence of snoochie-boochies
(2)the state of being well and truly f*cked

(1) man, i am so snoogered after that snoochie-boochie...
(2) and then he snoogered me... snoogins!

by scaredyants September 29, 2003

Snookerd

A loved one-Snooker
When you feel loved-Snookerd

I love my snooker
I feel so snookerd

by MarioGB. March 30, 2009

snoopet

the general knowledge that fat chicks need lovin too but they gotta pay.

Why did you do it for free? It's snoopet!

by bread infection January 2, 2006

snooger boogersnorts

1.An alleged criminal who may or may not be real. Note: He/she must be at least 5feet 7inches to be known as snooger boogersnorts

2.Or you could call someone who picks their nose this and they would get really offended!

1.Oh, look there's Snooger Boogersnorts robbing a bank; what shall we do?

2.
Tommy: Your such a Snooger Boogersnorts
Jane: Am not!
Tommy: Are too!
Jane: I'm telling my mommy on you!
Tommy: Well, I'm going to tell your mommy that you pick your nose!
Jane: Not if I tell my mommy first!

by Yelhsa Ardnaxela September 15, 2008