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Sniper Fart

A Sniper Fart is when a person or "Sniper" passes gas silently amongst a group of people. The group of people (hereby referred to as "Targets") cannot tell who dealt the killing blow, but certainly know that someone has them in their cross hairs. A "kill" would be in reference to when the sniper takes a shot, and the target cannot identify the sniper, thus deemed a successful mission. A "miss" however, is when the sniper is identified by it's target(s), in turn, deeming this an unsuccessful mission.

Snipers should avoid the following: egg whites, Fibre One bars, coffee, etc.

Shooting Ranges: elevators, parks & playgrounds, family photos, etc.

**Footnote: no mission is completely unsuccessful if the smell is horrendous.
"Man what's that smell?"

"I don't know."

"Dude, did you just drop a Sniper Fart"

**Grins**
Sniper Fart by Batcan May 9, 2013
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Ghetto sniper 

A man who is middle to upper class that targets girls to date that are lower class. A guy that will only date girls that live in the slums and usually speak in ebonics.
Andrew: Headed to this shit hole bar in the slums to meet this slut for a drink
Kunitskiy : Dude, you're such a ghetto sniper!
Ghetto sniper by Jayredbull August 23, 2016

snide ride 

scottish saying for someone who is completely shit in bed
yeah he was a snide ride, he couldn't even get it up.
snide ride by fugly chick August 24, 2010
Referring to a badass motherfucker.
Chuck Norris is a sniezko. *A badass motherfucker*
Sniezko by Jim Janglescheisse November 14, 2010

Holy snikes 

An exclamation of excitement, terror, or annoyance. Also, a watered-down version of holy shit.
Jed: Hey dude I just landed a 720 on the halfpipe. (snowboarding)

Ian: Holy snikes
Holy snikes by XxsemiaddictedXx November 30, 2009
Easily sippable. Delightful and slurpy small tastes.
This tequila flight is so sipetic.
Sipetic by kLuckDragon June 18, 2016