The act of shitting and jerking at the same time. If you can time yourself to climax as you drop a fat shit, you will experience pleasure like never before.
"You here that moaning coming from the bathroom? Ugh and why does it smell like shit too?"
"Don't worry its probably just some guy shirking it."
"Don't worry its probably just some guy shirking it."
by The Pube Whisperer December 14, 2015
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A troll of unbelievable proportions, having harassed a large portion of the innocent web surfing populace of social community site 'Facebook' with an unending torrent of illogical, misspelt, depressive or pointless 'Status Updates'. Whilst intervention from NATO is still on the cards for the next G8 summit, humanitarian agencies are still severely concerned for the welfare of users struggling to come to terms with the mental stress of up to "34 times the normal time expected to be spent on Facebook, due to trying to sort worthwhile or sentient information from their Newsfeed after it being submerged in a torrent of 'Troll' posts by Ms Shirka"
A resolution is still being sought by the scientific communities of the modern world, rumour also points to the imminent involvement of the 'Cyber Police' though this is currently unverified.
A resolution is still being sought by the scientific communities of the modern world, rumour also points to the imminent involvement of the 'Cyber Police' though this is currently unverified.
User1: Man, my inbox melted yesterday
User2: Ah, you got Shirka'd too?
Shirka.: :( i love jastain bayber hur lol wut hello
USer1: ...I'm deleting my account
USer 2: Yeah I can't take this
User2: Ah, you got Shirka'd too?
Shirka.: :( i love jastain bayber hur lol wut hello
USer1: ...I'm deleting my account
USer 2: Yeah I can't take this
by JusticeProAdNinum August 2, 2010
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by Rico gwaap June 1, 2022
Get the Smirkish mug.Also known fromerly as the shocker. The use of one's fingers to penetrate the vagina ad the anus in a sexual fashion.
by JNasty June 28, 2003
Get the sminkin mug.man, i was in the club last night and someone pissed me off so i was like smicket, and down they went.
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