Smart penis

A smart, entrepreneurial and intelligent male,who happens to have a penis
-Oh god, Oscar is such a smart penis.I wish we would go on a date.
-That douchebag?!No way!
by littlepurpleeggplant April 30, 2023
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Smart bombs

Noun. Euphemism referring to a pair of female breasts, which, once activated, can be pointed at a male target and zero in on his most vulnerable area, rendering it under the control of his attacker. (Not his brain.)
knockers, hooters, boobs, tits, Smart bombs
by Queen of the Smart bombs September 23, 2009
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Smart idiot

Daphne.
A person who is very book smart, but has little to no common sense
by Smart idiot October 20, 2021
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'Smart car'ed

When you are driving around in a crowded parking lot and think you finally see a space, you go for it but just as you're about to pull in, you see a smart car parked all the way at the front of the space.
"Dude what took you so long to park" "The lot was crowded and I got "'smart car'ed" a few times"
by Ensen Jackles February 12, 2013
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Smart Anna

Someone who knows about aggregate Demand and doesn’t take math
by Sugar gayyyy February 22, 2021
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smart cart

1) A name for the busses of the SMART bus company.
2) Another name for a handicap van. tard cart
Man I missed the Smart Cart, now I need to call a hommie to pick my ass up.
by spamtastic June 13, 2006
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Smart-alecky

the art of or being a smart ass.
We were treated like a 3rd grader when the car salesman was trying to sell us the extended warranty with his smart-alecky attitude .
by Highstress February 21, 2016
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