Slippery Marshmallow

A slippery marshmallow is when you accidentally drop the entire roll of toilet paper into the toilet while trying to wipe your ass.

Dude i just finished taking the biggest shit, and i pulled a slippery marshmallow and had to use one of your hand-towels.

by DrowningInMagots April 18, 2008

Slippery Kenny

Act of Pouring 10W-40 Motor Oil in a girls anus, and then having doggystyle sex with her.

Wow Jim I think I should have used 10W-30 cause when I gave her the Slippery Kenny, she almost went balistic

by Dan386 January 8, 2009

slippery frisbee

Ejaculating in someone's mouth while they have retainers or dentures in.

Hey Todd! I gave your grandma a slippery frisbee last night!

by GuntherIII September 30, 2009

Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth

When you share WiFi with a porn junkie & it slows down your internet speed.

Peter: Why can't I stream Portlandia on your Roku account?
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.

by A-Dub from UDWRFC May 8, 2012

Sloppy Montes

The act of being an annoying grease ball at a party whilst believing everyone else thinks you're hot.

Fred - "See that dirty gutta over there?"
Ted - "Yea she is really being a Sloppy Montes."

by SpecialDelivery1 June 17, 2012

slappy balls

The sound of when you sit and your balls slap down on your legs making a "slappy" noise, or when "doing the dirty".

Guy: Jeez it's hot out here! I've been gettin slappy balls all day!

Girl: Maybe you sould go sit in the A/C so your nuts don't look like an old mans.

by TheMexicangrito October 5, 2012

sloppy wallace

The act of a man giving another man with a loose asshole a rimjob wearing a wallace (from wallace and gromit) mask. Often the receiver will have diarrhea at the time for extra sloppiness.

Samuel and his boyfriend enjoy giving eachother sloppy wallaces when they have the runs

by Mcjj21 November 10, 2014