shart attack

A shart attack is what occurs when multiple sharts take place. You shart once, but figure that the chances of it happening again so soon are infinitesimal, so you fart again. And guess what, it's a shart. This, however, is only a double shart. A full blown shart attack is when the subject is stupid enough to do it more than twice in a row without repairing the situation (new underwear, shower, etc.).

He thought for sure that it couldn't happen three times in a row, but lo and behold, he was having a shart attack.

by MS-2020 April 9, 2010

shart

when you try to fart, and you shit, mostly happens when you are hungover.

"I was so hungover this morn, i sharted my pants"

"Did you just fart?, no i shart!

by Simon v January 17, 2008

Shart

Noun: The combination of the solid waste and gas excreted from the anus simultaneously.

Verb: The act of excreting shit and gas while farting!

The origin of the word "shart" is credited to L. M. Crowley (1986) after observing her brother excrete a little extra something along with his explosive gas after after a night of endulgence at the turkey testical festival.

Holy Crap! The idiot just sharted!

by T wember January 11, 2009

shart

when you shit and fart at the same time

I just sharted in my pants.

by Sammi Sam May 31, 2006

shart

Shart- To try to fart, but u shit instead

Bill sharted in his pants

by Tabasco Sauce September 13, 2005

shart

Is when you fart and shit in your pants at the same time! =

Damn!Shart on me!Shart on my chest!Shart all over!Yea baby!

by Ellie and Liz February 11, 2007

shart

When one attempts to fart, but a little poo comes out. An inadvertant shit masked as a fart.

Devon was embarrased because she sharted on the bus.

by Nick April 19, 2005