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Simmons Fucked

The act of being fired (or, "fucked") by Simmons Media. This happens extremely often, and most of the time around the holidays.
"Hey, what did you get for Christmas?"

"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."

"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."

"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"
by ellispsycho January 5, 2009
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Simeon Soul Charger

Simeon Soul Charger is a band from Northeast Ohio which as garnered a following similar to many mainstream groups.
Their style of music has been compared to Led Zeppelin and Coheed and Cambria's artistic storytelling.
Guy 1:Dude,You go to the Simeon Soul Charger concert last night?
Guy 2:Yeah,It was like Zeppelin and Coheed adopted a kid and taught them everything!
by Rampageevil February 3, 2010
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Simon-Luc

Name that describes a person who not only demonstrates a huge amoutn of compassion for other, but also has the ability to make one feel atease in a moment of deep sorrow.
Simon-Luc has made my day.
He is what I would call a Simon-Luc!
That guy is amazing!
A true friend
Wow,true friend,amazing,guy,Simon
by mariaa911 May 26, 2010
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Simon Birch

v. To be struck in the head with a baseball and consequently perish.
Person 1: Did you just see that kid's mom?
Person 2: That dyke just got Simon Birch-ed
Person 1: Are you going to the funeral?
Person 2: No.

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*Woman gets hit in the head with a baseball*
Woman: DOH!
*Woman dies*

Birched.
by chomski January 5, 2012
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simon drugs

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cry of fear has some sweet simon drugs
by plushmon May 31, 2018
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Simonized

To get fucked over; When a bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves the 7-10.
Bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves a solid 7-10; "You got Simonized"
Initially a new bowling team was fucked over by a no show. The team captain of the no semi-infamous bowling team "The Cougar Slayers" was so angry that night that no amount of beers could cure. It was not until he rolled a perfect shot and left a solid 7-10 split, did his team mate yell out, "you just got Simonized" did he finally break out in laughter and had a great time. The birth of The Cougar Slayers bowling team at Broadway lanes.
by CougarSlayers December 27, 2018
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Simonised

"How did your coupon do at the weekend?"
"Argh, it was simonised"

"How was your meal in the mosset?"
"Simonised"
by Dbhoy February 22, 2019
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