Simp the chimp

An enormous white tub of lard gay headass nigga. He steals food from anyone around.

Guy 1: Yo! Did you see that simp the chimp sift that homeless niggas lard!
Guy 2: This nigga so fat though
Guy 1: HE JUST STOLE CAKE FROM A WAR VETERANS 100th BIRTHDAY!
Guy 2: Oof

by Enormous stickle pickle December 17, 2018

Simpe

noun
The love experienced by a simp. Based on the seven subsections of platonic love.

"Gordo sacrificed his career for Lizzy McGuire. He had heavy simpe for Lizzy."

by gruchigang December 29, 2020

Simp

A man who foolishly attempts to get a girl who doesn't want to date her but keeps doing it.

Sive is a Simp

by Mr Adeep September 17, 2020

No Simp September

You know it boys, no simping allowed for the hole month of September

-dude I went on a date with Audrey last night
- Bro are you kidding me?! It’s No Simp September you have violated the boy’s laws 😤

by 69vmoore May 5, 2020

simp juice

Someone who is the ultimate of all simps.
The word is a take on the popular Nelly song, "Pimp Juice"
See simp

"Brandon is really being simp juice about the party."

by Bloody Guts August 19, 2004

Simp

Some one who decides to give all their attention to a girl and ditches their friends.

Wow! Carter decided to hang out with Shekinah instead of the boys. He's such a simp!

by Simpson12345 April 16, 2020

Simp

A simp will do anything for the female whom he's simping over, he's doing her maths homework whilst she's getting ploughed by a 6ft4 dude. A simp is at the female in questions beck and call, often disregarding other friends to be a personal assistant to the female. No one likes simps, don't be one. it's beta behaviour.

David really do be simping 'do, he's a simp beyond proprtions and is getting no coochie in return. Sarah is using him and has her simpee (David) on a leash.

by NotJosephOk? February 3, 2020