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To shut someone up by hitting them. Doesn't really distinguish between knocking someone down, knocking them out, and killing them
In a worst-case scenario, I'll have no choice but to produce silence with a shovel.
by Whycantiusethishandle? September 16, 2018
mugGet the produce silence with a shovelmug.

southern snow shovel

It's a broom or other device that people in warm climates use to shovel snow because they do not own a real snow shovel.
We got an inch of snow, so I had to get out the southern snow shovel to clear the driveway.
by Yank33 February 11, 2014
mugGet the southern snow shovelmug.

a steam-shovelled cunt

"Norman Sheun?"
"Yeah hi, is a Steam-Shovelled Cunt there?"
"no, no, nobody here by that name, mate"
by endorphous January 13, 2004
mugGet the a steam-shovelled cuntmug.

Shit shovel

The shit shovel is shitting in a girls vagina and then try to remove it using nothing but your dick
Me and my girlfriend tried to shit shovel last night
by Fapper July 6, 2014
mugGet the Shit shovelmug.

Alaskan Shit shovel

after you have anal sex you get some poo on your dick and you fling it on your sexual partners face effectively using you dick as a shovel.
Man1: Anyone hear of the Alaskan Snowdragon?
man2: Yeah I made my own the Alaskan Shit Shovel!
by Josh Staats November 11, 2009
mugGet the Alaskan Shit shovelmug.

s.s. pussy shovel

A Russian science vessel circling the Arctic in search of mermaid brides. If the mermaid bride you get is a half cod mermaid, then you are deemed to have a "garbage mermaid".

the first s stands for sex...the second s stands for sex
"Hey Ivan, are you going to marry that garbage mermaid on the S.S. Pussy Shovel?"
by Spread Condor December 21, 2009
mugGet the s.s. pussy shovelmug.

Seneca Shovel

Feed yo' ho' Taco Bell. Have sex with yo' ho' in the assho' and press on her abdomen until she shats. Take a big orange shovel and put her shat into a casserole dish. Top with cheese, bake at 350 for 20 minutes and enjoy! Suggested for family reunions. Variation: if she is on her period, even better, a real crowd pleaser.
I didn't have anything to serve for the potluck, so I gave her Taco Bell, and made a Seneca Shovel
by Nemaha Valley Butt Caper December 25, 2007
mugGet the Seneca Shovelmug.

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