To shut someone up by hitting them. Doesn't really distinguish between knocking someone down, knocking them out, and killing them
by Whycantiusethishandle? September 16, 2018

It's a broom or other device that people in warm climates use to shovel snow because they do not own a real snow shovel.
by Yank33 February 11, 2014

"Norman Sheun?"
"Yeah hi, is a Steam-Shovelled Cunt there?"
"no, no, nobody here by that name, mate"
"Yeah hi, is a Steam-Shovelled Cunt there?"
"no, no, nobody here by that name, mate"
by endorphous January 13, 2004

by Fapper July 6, 2014

after you have anal sex you get some poo on your dick and you fling it on your sexual partners face effectively using you dick as a shovel.
by Josh Staats November 11, 2009

A Russian science vessel circling the Arctic in search of mermaid brides. If the mermaid bride you get is a half cod mermaid, then you are deemed to have a "garbage mermaid".
the first s stands for sex...the second s stands for sex
the first s stands for sex...the second s stands for sex
by Spread Condor December 21, 2009

Feed yo' ho' Taco Bell. Have sex with yo' ho' in the assho' and press on her abdomen until she shats. Take a big orange shovel and put her shat into a casserole dish. Top with cheese, bake at 350 for 20 minutes and enjoy! Suggested for family reunions. Variation: if she is on her period, even better, a real crowd pleaser.
by Nemaha Valley Butt Caper December 25, 2007
