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shock block

When you prevent a freind from hooking up with a tranny, carrier, or someone too ugly to forgive. Referring to the shock on the dreaded "morning after"
Dude we totallt had to shock block you last night at the club. That girl had an adam's apple and huge palms.
by nonsense234 June 29, 2008
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frost shock

A very unbalanced shaman attack in WoW
by Cereal April 11, 2005
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Nut Shock

when a male rams his finger into his bellybutton thus attaining a slight shock in the head of the penis.
Dude, i just gave my self the gnarliest nut shock!
by Prudy November 7, 2006
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HD Shock

A state of shock occuring for the first few days after finally owning an HD TV and now seeing shows in High Definition.
The shock is caused due to the fact you now realize how crappy the same shows look without HD and you almost wish you bougth the HD TV earlier.
Watching the game on a T.V with 480i, then now viewing it in 1080i ... this will certainly cause the temporary HD Shock
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cock shocked

When a female is obsessed with a males penis or "cock" so much that she can't get enough of it.
Dude, Abby is so cock shocked over Jerry.

She can get enough of him
by Grizzly dippers April 24, 2015
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Boner Shock

1.The act of playing Bioshock with a boner.

2.The unfortunate event of having your dick electrocuted while you have a boner.
1.Last night I Boner Shocked for five hours straight. This morning I woke up in a hospital with my psychiatrist next to me.

2. Same shit here.
by Arcane Master March 18, 2015
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shock the world

The act of putting the index and middle finger in the whole of the vagina, while putting the pinky finger in the ass hole.
Sam decided to shock the world of Sammi, he should wash his hands.
by 72u9qb2f90wf April 14, 2014
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