shmooof

i love you cat

to say to someone in a caring/ loving way shmooof

by dereknicholas May 21, 2010

Shmooping

Verb. Used to describe the act of regularly sleeping with someone who is already married. In other words, describing the act of single guys who regularly fuck married bitches.

Yeah, she just got married last month. But they're still shmooping for sure - I saw her Camry parked in his driveway last night and her husband is outta town.

by mommy's little dancer October 25, 2010

shmooglie

A shmooglie is a noun. Although it can be tossed around to replace a variety of different words, a 'shmooglie' is most often found in the mammalia kingdom. Most would not like to be called a 'shmooglie,' unless you are a femile-type-critter whose owner loves the woodlands. Shmooglie can be used in a creepy way if said in a creepy 'endearing' sort of voice. After cats, shmooglie can be used to refer to loved ones. It is synonymous with "dear" or "honey," yet it is a little more uncomfortable.

Other renditions: schmooglie, shmoogliemuffin

Bridgit: "Hi shmoogliemoooglieooliemuffinnn"
Cat: "Meow"

Bridgit: "sup, schmooglie" ;)
Jessica: "please don't call me that"

by a bbb April 23, 2011

shmoogalieherf.

(Prop-noun) meaning a strange STD only contracted by fucking a moose

Guy: i heard she got shmoogalieherf.

by tblevins July 31, 2011

Shmoojee

Shmoojee, pronounced (sh-moo-jeeeee)is a term that can replace a variety of words, such as: "sex" "coitus" "fuck" "intercourse" and any other variation of these.

Shmoojee'd - to have had sex with an object, person, or place (if you're that talented)
Shmoojo (non-existent word, don't use it. don't be that guy)

"Hey bro, see that girl over there?"
"Yeah bro"
"Would you shmoojee her?"
"OATH!"
- Shmoojee

"I totally shmoojee'd that fire hydrant the other night man"
- Shmoojee'd

by P-tweekie February 5, 2012

Shmooga

That word that means everything.

Nika, your shmooga is showing!

by KARF69 November 19, 2015

shamoof

Usually someone who plays lacrosse and is named Carson. A shamoof tends to say things that nobody cares about, talks about his cousins a lot, and Most of all he has long hair.

Did you see Geoff the other day?

Yeah he looked like a shamoof

by Joepodz March 20, 2016