shitfidget

Any state of posturing or adjusting of the body prior to or after taking a dump.

Shitfidgeting or not there is now way I'm going to make it home before I poop my pants.

poop turtles head EBS poopy pants dance diarrheashitturddumpdookiemud buttshart

by chew jo October 23, 2015

Shitdiot

a terrible, and shitty stupid person
(Pronounced: Shit-ee-ut)

You are a goddamn shitdiot
My dad called me a shitdiot...
Look at that shitdiot

by NovaInc September 30, 2016

Shitbitch

One whom complains on social media by indirectly targeting an individual in order to start drama.

"Wow, um, FoxxyTheDarkWolf is such a shitbitch. I've seen their vague posts about ChuckTheeCheese for weeks now."

by waiting_on_the_dick October 22, 2016

shitbitcher

A person that is a meany and you want to insult them in a humorous way.

You shitbitcher

by Shitbitcher January 25, 2017

Shitcicle

When someone has shit their pants and it has froze.

The homeless man was sleeping outside in the subfreezing temperatures. When he woke up, we noticed he was walking funny. We soon realized that he had shit his pants and it had froze, he now has a shitcicle.

by Squirmybean December 3, 2016

shiteical

Dog faeces, placed in a small plastic bag by the dogs owner or guardian then hung from the branch of a tree or bush, resembling a decoration on a Christmas tree. Derivation of icicle.

I'm fed up with people walking their dogs down the Cut Lane and leaving shiteicals for the poo fairies to collect.

by dawnraider55 December 8, 2016

ShitDick

A stupid person

You shitdick

by Heass July 16, 2017