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britney spears

rhyming slang for a pair of cheap-unsatisfying-yet-strangely-popular with-the-younger-set beers
by aussie bob March 7, 2005
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lets go out Friday night and have a few Britneys. You don't actually use the full definition of Britney Spears, but shorten it to Britney
by King Glen January 11, 2006
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Shear

A verb, meaning to pick up girls without having to talk, just grind it.
Did you see Dave with that little girl?

-Yeah, he's shearing it up so hard on the dance floor, he will probably bag it tonight.
by reginaspizza April 5, 2009
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To walk in a public bathroom barefooted.
To wear MILF t-shirts.
To drive a car with baby on front seat.
Britney Spears' career is over
by doucheyat April 23, 2006
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Slut: Starts of with a hit like "Hit Me Baby One More Time", and yet the whole world finds her innocent. The true vulgarity of the title, is clearly shown and doesn't take a genius to figure. Later goes on to strip to songs such as "I'm a Slave for you". News Flash! Britney, I respect Fat people, but you are just a shame to not only Fat people but to slutty people as well!
Synonym: Rich Bitch

Step-Mom: Does not know how to take care of her children. Much like a monkey, she is fascinated by sitting in the front seat of a car. However, she does it with her baby.

Imitation of Mandy Moore- No matter how hard she tries to be nice, her bitchyness shall not be covered.
"Hey Britney Spears, You drive me crazy!!....I've puked for hours since I saw your last video!"
by sugarpup_ash March 29, 2007
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britney spears is a ugly whore who hates humans beings that dont have fake boobies like herr!!!)that bitch can go and die a long hateful death!!!BICH she has big ugly fat fake booobies!!!! mwahahahaha!!
Girl bumps into B Spears.
Girl: Ouch ur boobies r like, rock hard, wut the dealio?!
B Spears: The're not fake!! U can't prove anithing!!
Girl: Uhh...one of ur boobs just exploded...
by Lily and Laura April 7, 2005
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a talentless no good piece of crap. God knows how this chick got famous, she cant sing and her songs suck. Her personality is stupid , she acts like a little girl or a ditz half the time. Whats the fuss over her? She isnt even that attractive. Girls in my town are far better lookin than her. Her tits sag, she has a unnatractive face ( always has ) go check out the mickey mouse club from her younger years, she was a ugly little girl even then, she looks like a average chick at best, you guys are just fools because you see her when shes all made up or in a airbrushed photo. Check out the second pic on this site with no make up job or airbrushing, THE REAL PHOTO snapped when she wasnt looking or all done up. - thats what she really looks like. CRAP. I dont know why dudes make fuss over her, i wouldnt do her. I am sick of hearing about her and her exploits and publicity stunts, I wish she would just go away FOREVER. I like talented musicians not crap like her.
Britney Spears cant sing and she dont look that hot either, Take a hike Britney. The world would be better off without your whiney crap and terrible singing.
by JOJO February 27, 2005
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