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poop scratch

(noun)
1. Fecal residue left on the inside of one's underwear after an anal emission. See skidmark.
2. An accurate description of the physics involved in which a piece of leftover crap hanging out of your bunghole "scratches" your drawers.
Jimmy discovered a poop scratch in his boxers after not finishing the job a few hours earlier.
by Randman January 9, 2007
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henry healthy scratch

a hockey word which is used to define the kid on the team who never dresses. he is usually the worst on the team. this poor guy is consistantly the one up in the stands taking stats.
"hey rosbury, are u henry healthy scratch again, sexsmith and cameron are dressing in front of you."
by galvan December 21, 2004
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Scratch back

A derogatory term referring to illegal alien from Latin America who, because s/he cannot swim, enters the U.S. by crawling under the fence, causing his/her back to get severely scratched.
Person 1 white trash: "Hey, Juan. Like, your Mom's a total wetback. They should deport y'all back to Mexico."
Person 2 (Hispanic respondent): "Actually, Billy Bob, you ignorant white trash racist pendejo, my Mom came from Guatemala and crawled under the fence carrying me. So, we're both scratch backs."
by StickMan May 7, 2015
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chicken scratch

wtf is that chicken scratch? i can't understand it!
by Thuggish June 20, 2003
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Scritchin

Scritch or Scritchin is the act of running away in shame.someone yells scritch to a stray dog or an unwanted person.the act of " scritchin" can loosely be identified as anything someone is doing.mundane or otherwise shady.could be also be used as an description of what someone really skanky is doing at the time
Man..look at that skanky dude Scritchin over there by that dumpster acting all shady!
by scritcher February 18, 2022
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scratch dresser

A person who shows up at the golf course dressed like a pro but playes like a total woodchopper.
I thought my partner in the scramble was going to help but he was just a scratch dresser.
by sonic68 March 10, 2009
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scratchalicious

the uncontrollable urge to scratch a bug bite, scab or rash even though you know you shouldn't, but it feels so good you can't stop yourself.
I got bitten by mosquito's all weekend while I was camping and can't stop itching. It's scratchalicious.
by jomaby August 3, 2010
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