scoopability

1. A food's potiential to be successfully picked up by a serving/eating utensil.
2. A serving/eating utensil's ability to pick up food.

Dude: Hand me that spatula!
Friend: No, it doesn't have scoopability.
Dude: lolwut?
Friend: It will not aid you in obtaining your food.

by PostItPenname July 26, 2010

Scoppler

(Mocking) A police officer that confiscates your cannabis

"I can buy more weed, you're still just a scoppler"

"Get a real job scoppler"

"I've got ten dead Scopplers in my boot"

by Thornton Wickett January 19, 2013

schpappa

To be slapped with a cock or another name for a cock.

I schpappa'd her with my schpappa.

by Rumookd2 October 30, 2013

Scope of fucks

A variation on “scope of practice”. This term refers to the small circle of issues immediately important to the individual or within their current attention span.

This conversation has moved outside of my scope of fucks.

by Coffecupwithtea June 3, 2018

Scopix

Awesome dude from Cincinnati

That damn Scopix drinks a lot!

by Eus095884 December 15, 2018

scoanjoan

Someone that is so f*cking stoned, that they are joaned.

"Yo man look at scoanjoan over here"
"Yeah bruh he's the scoanjoan"

by sextoyourbrain April 17, 2019

ScopePrice

An online price comparison shopping tool to find the best deal with price filter

Scope the best price from Scopeprice

by scope19 May 13, 2019