schmo

a nasty individual that lives under the false perception that they are in fact hot.

cody's ex-girlfriend, nicole, is a class A schmo.

by carmenandtrent October 12, 2008

Pyramid Scheme

An actual business strategy that is proven to work, and if done right is completely legal. Consists of the first person signing up, who then gets X friends to sign up, and those get X friends to sign up, and can give something away for "free" (eg. freeipods.com). This works on the principal that even if EVERY person in America was to sign up, the bottom of the pyramid (which would consist of most likely more than half the US population) wouldn't be able to get the X friends and couldn't complete the offer. The scheme will make them money no matter what happens, even in the worst case scenarios.

Aww man, I tried to sign up for freeipods.com, but all my friends already have an account!

by Yort June 6, 2005

Schmoevert

A regular schmoe who is a pervert

See that guy?
He keeps hitting on me, he's such a Schmoevert.

by schmoe December 29, 2007

Schemania

A beautiful young woman with no ass.

Schemania, your ass is flat as an ironing board.

by Yojflo October 24, 2011

Schmocked

To be 'schmocked' literally means to be high or intoxicated due to the consumption of marajuana.

'Last night I was really schmocked off that weed'

by Mikeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 6, 2012

scheming with that Keenan

“scheming with that Keenan“

is used to reference taking part in illicit activities with a firearm. Scheming is short for scamming or hustling in a crooked fashion.
Keenan is slang for gun and sometimes specifically a Kalashnikov rifle or AK47 rifle, reason behind this is the word Keenan starts with K which is another slang term for the AK47.

Slime 1
“Hey slime where have you been all week “

Slime 2
“Man you know I was in the trap scheming with that Keenan”

Slime 1
“Word? Yea bro I feel it, I was riding around the trap servin in my Slab with that Keenan underneath me”

by KilogramSam October 5, 2020

schmock

A word which can only be used by OGs to say that a song is clappin

This shit, that I've been listening to turns out to be a schmock.

by bloodsux2 October 29, 2020