samurai

a samurai is a person of independance and strength, who is able to stand alone, and only participates in collective endeavors for purposes of their own, rather than any feeling of compulsion. They don't feel pressured by society.
They must also be quite skilled and capable relative to the general population.
As well as observant, alert, individualistic, authoritative, mysterious, clever, capable of both courage and stealth, of both bluntness and finesse.
The aesthetic is important, and the samurai's general lifestyle, manner, and dress, must all be quite artful, elegant, and graceful.
Between the samurai and other elite individuals that the samurai has come into contact with/dealt with, there will be quickly struck and intense forms of both loyalties/alliances and enmities/personal wars. These relationships are complex and intricate and can shift dramatically at any time, although they can also be extremely longstanding.

"-Get so-and-so to come out tonight and do this or that.
-No, I can't change their mind, they're a samurai. They'll only come/do this or that if they decide to on their own. Or if their friend such-and-such tells them to."

by MsMegVan January 27, 2010

Samuel

Samuel is a brown haired, green eyed wonder. Even if you're having the worst day he can make it the best by just being there. He's always outgoing, funny, brave and he doesn't let others ruin anything for him. Samuel is protective, when anything happens to you he will come and rescue you. He ignites a spark in your heart when you see him and you're heartbeat is uncontrollable when you're talking to him. Samuel is secretive but he's always willing to exchange hearing his secrets for hearing yours. He's popular, gets along with everyone he meets and he loves sports especially rugby. Samuel is sweet and caring, he would do anything to see you happy.

Samuel: hey, you ok?

Me: i am now that you're here

by katie-anneb14 March 15, 2014

samuel

Best guy in the world with the biggest dick ever like it heaven every body likes him

His dick is like Samuel

by ndjdjdnd May 8, 2018

Samurai Wannabee

A negative phenomenon where foreigners who go to Asia try to look like ancient Japanese Samurai by growing their hair to long lengths, and tying it in a bun at the back (possibly with a lock or two of hair loose for shock affect). They do this because they are confused about their own identity and are actually shallow enough to think that you can become something in complete essence by merely duplicating what it looks like. It is also generally accompanied by growing aesthetically repulsive amounts of stubble with a smile/sneer and *I'm cool attitude*.

Man I can't believe that clown! He comes walking into here looking like a Samurai Wannabee and actually managed to pick up that chick! That guy is such a fake!

by Babo Sang Pyo December 13, 2005

half-ass samurai

a person in an important job , usually one affecting the life and death of the people around, who does so poorly at his job that the people around him suffer, often at the cost of their lives, similar to a samurai who did not take the shogunate seriously

proper usage> George W. Bush is a half-ass samurai

improper usage> He reads like a half-ass samurai

by David Lukens March 18, 2008

Samuel

Gay

So mom it's time ima come out the closet so I'm samuel

by Coolrobloxminecraftkid22188355 April 12, 2017

Samurai sword-wielding Bin Laden hunter

One who is in uttermost dying search for osama bin laden, because word of reward money was mentioned. A man of this description was found in late june of 2010 in pakistan with a bushy dirty beard carrying a samurai sword, a hand pistol, some night vision goggles and one map, claiming he was the one who flushed bin laden out of hiding...

"dad! dad! is that the samurai sword-wielding bin laden hunter?"

"ya boy, thats him. now don't get to close to the cage.. you don't wanna be pullin back nubbs do ya?".

by Alphadog~ May 28, 2011