big dack swangin

When the pengalum of a grandfather clock is replaced with a large cock. Most often owned by old white dudes or really big sluts. Can also be found in Bill Cosbys basement next to his glass case of roofie.

"Is that a Big Dack Swangin grandpa?"
"Why yes it is little jimmy, wanna try it?"

by Fat Cocks February 11, 2017

Demon Possessed Singing Trout

A singing fish (Actually named "Billy Bass") which became viral in 2008 after someone posted a Youtube video of an extremely broken one attempting to sing "Doo Wah Diddy Diddy" by Manfred Mann.

"Demon Possessed Singing Trout" lyrics:

There I was- Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Looked (voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked fine, looked good- Demonic screaming

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Looked (Another voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked (third voice crack) good, looked- More demonic screaming

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 17, 2021

swinging eiffel tower

an eiffel tower performed on a swing, with the girl on the bottom and a guy on top of her, while she swings into the other man's penis

all the little kids on the playground pointed at the swinging eiffel tower

by D-sizzler November 9, 2006

Swinging Pig

A pub in Rockingham, West Australia, that is frequented by naval personal (especially pay day thursday) and young mothers looking for a daddy for their bastard child. Swinging pig is derived from 'rocking' and 'ham'.
Be aware, fights in or outside the pub are almost a given every Thursday night, with bored locals meeting up and fighting for no reason.

Guy 1: U going to the swinging pig tonite?

Guy 2: Shiit.... do i have to?

Guy 3: Nothing else to do in this scumbo town

by Denis T August 16, 2008

Swinging cocklocker

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.

I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .

by Davedale August 24, 2019

singingfish

short for singingfish.com, a once glorious internet search engine used to find free full length and/or 30 music/video downloads. Launched in 2000, it was one of the earliest and longest lived search engines dedicated to multimedia content. It was bought by AOL in 2003, and know if you type in singingfish.com it just goes to AOL music or something else BS. im really sry for all you that never got to experience the glory of singingfish.com

Person A:i really need to get darude-sandstorm for the rave this weekend
Person B: singingfish that
Person C: that shit got shut down by gd AOL

by ¿tsunami! June 17, 2007

Slinging crack juice

The act of illegally selling containers of concocted alcoholic beverages usually consisting of the cheapest vodka that can be purchased and dollar store powdered juice mix at parties, tailgates, picnics, concerts, street corners, parks, bbq's & under viaducts.

Person 1: "Dude is your brother an alcoholic, what's w/ all the empty Popov bottles?"

Person 2: " Nah man he got laid off, I think he's back to slinging crack juice again"

Person 1: "Damn that's kinda sad"

Person 2: "Dude, it's a recession"

by jaserra August 2, 2009