swamp ass soup

Common among military tuck drivers deployed to Iraq. Occurs when the seat of the vehicle absorbs the swamp ass from one driver then before it can dry another driver mixes their own sweaty swamp ass in the seat cushion resulting in a swamp ass soup.

Dude, you swamp assed this seat. So. Well I got swamp ass too and now we just created swamp ass soup.

by immortalsoldier December 13, 2013

Swamp Master

The ogrelord of all swamps, swamp ass, and anything swampy.

"Is it true that Shrek is the swamp master?"
"It's been contested, and it's not ogre, til it's ogre."

by haroldwashismiddlename April 28, 2014

Swamp cooter

Smelly or sweaty pussy

Cherie has swamp cooter

by Hennyqueen December 18, 2016

Swamp

A moist place that is inhabited by an ogre who wants his privacy.

What are ya doing in my swamp.

by KangarooFeet44 June 24, 2018

Swagpunch

When you are about to punch someone so hard, you feel 10 times more swag course through your body, ultimately causing an attack so powerful it decimates your victim.

Colin: “Ayo Jacob I’m ‘bout to swagpunch this woman so hard you don’t even know”
Jacob: “Oh no be careful, you could kill her!”

by big_rex March 30, 2020

Swamp Witch

A witch that normally lives in or near a swamp

"Way up the road from Hattie's Shack
Lies a sleepy little Okeechobee town.
Talk of swamp witch Hattie lock you in when the sun go down." - excerpt from The Swamp Witch by Jim Stafford

by Salvia Dayli November 28, 2020

Tit Swamp

When you wear two pairs of socks instead of one.

Its really cold out today i better Tit Swamp.

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010