mexican swamp dog

After feeding a Tijuana hooker copious amounts of tacos topped with hot chilli, you cable tie her to a bed and wait for her bowel to move. Once she starts to shit you shove your cock in her burning asshole then wipe her shit in her eyes, thus making her howl like a Mexican Swamp Dog.
Continue the process wiping as much as you can on her to make her look like a Mexican Swamp Dog as well as sound like one. Finish by busting a nut on her lips to make it look like she has rabies.

I was in Tijuana for business, so I picked up a hooker named Margarita and she let me give her the Mexican Swamp Dog

by Skotty74 February 23, 2014

swamp nigga

1.) a fire mixtape

Could also mean

2.) A nigga that chills in the swamps

Definition 1.) A fire mixtape - Damn have you heard Brendan's mixtape? That shits fire

Definition 2.) A nigga that chills in the swamps - Swamp nigga: "imma just chill in the swamps waitin for a nigga to run up on me"

by swampnigga April 14, 2015

swamp crotch

A condition endured by fat people who do not clean properly between their thighs and their pelvic area. The condition is exacerbated by hygienic neglect, heavy walking, and sloppy masturbating. Swamp crotch produces one of the worst smells known to mankind - maybe even the worst. Worse than burnt popcorn, Mexican food-induced flatulence, and a recently run-over skunk combined.

Shawn should wash between his legs in the shower more often. He's got a hellacious case of swamp crotch.

by roundthewheel November 9, 2008

Swamp Monster

When taking a dump, a swamp monster is when you have diarrhea with the exception of one large turd. The turd then lurks beneath your brown-green diarrhea as a swamp monster would in a swamp.

guy one: dude i had a major swamp monster today!

guy two: nuh uh dude thats sick! did you name it?

guy one: yeah..shitzilla

by leemo20 September 5, 2009

drop the niggers off in the swamp

An alternative term used when you want to say you have to take a really bad shit.

I can't wait any longer man we have to pull over right now, i gotta drop the niggers off in the swamp.

by jiggaray February 22, 2011

swamp cow

is an ugly fat bitch!!!!!

should we go kick that swamp cow at mcdonalds

by samtheman4808 April 28, 2008

swamp twat

a messy murky twat w/ a foul smelling gassy fog escaping from it all sloppy and nasty & swamp like, it kinda explains itself!!

yuckkkkkkkkk we smelled that nasty swamp twat creepin up on us...

by GiddyUpBaby February 17, 2010