Guatamalan sunrise

Smoking a Doobie and drinking orange juice after a night of having extreme anal sex without lubricant.

"Fuck I haven't had a Guatamalan Sunrise in a good minute!"

by Lazeonhaze April 29, 2024

starfish sunrise

When you wake up in the morning butt naked and spread your cheeks

I saw a starfish sunrise on my honeymoon

by Hannahforpresident March 10, 2022

Filthy Sunrise

A filthy sunrise is when you piss in someone's mouth, crack an egg in it, then turn around to shart in their face. It is usually done during the morning of the day.

Guy1: I just gave my girl a filthy sunrise!
Guy2: bro that's sick!

by CopperC February 18, 2024

Alabama Sunrise

When your friend is blacked out so you empty a shaker of black pepper in their face

Bro maybe an Alabama Sunrise will wake him up

by vanessaasor May 15, 2020

Spicey Sunrise

A blow job first thing in the morning given with a mouth full of Tabasco.

Salley gave Walter a spicey sunrise to start their valentines day weekend.

by Dirtycal February 15, 2018

the sunrise kingdom

something anime

1: I love the sunrise kingdom!
2: Fucking weeaboo

by Frederik The Mighty June 16, 2017

Granola Sunrise

When you are having sex with someone from behind, pull out, and jizz in their hair without telling them about it. Then, in the morning when they wake up and run their fingers through their hair, and run into the crunchy, crusty, and clumpy mess, and say “what the hell is this”, you point and loudly yell “Granola Sunrise!!”

I gave my wife a Granola Sunrise last Saturday. Been sleeping in the garage ever since. Totally worth it.

by Distracted Cosmonaut June 9, 2024