Sterling, Connecticut

is a small town located in the middle of nowhere, and is likely a boring town, for you would; jump off bridges into a pond; walk on the trials; walk to the general store (expensive for a little convince store); go to the park; sleep till noon because you know there isn't anything to do...so why not sleep in.

Person 1: What are you doing today?
Person 2: Nothing.
Person 1: Oh yeah! We live in Sterling, Connecticut. -_-

by ashmagash143 August 6, 2011

Stealing the cumquat

To take away one's anal virginity.

Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.

by Russian fatty September 5, 2011

stealing chocolate

The act by which one takes another's anal virginity

He was stealing chocolate from that girl over there.

by MrAndersmith May 25, 2014

sterlinged

(Verb) to record video, audio, or pictures without consent or knowledge of the recorded individual. Named after one of the most famous lawsuit cases in the NBA.

"That creeper sterlinged you with his Google Glass"

"My ex-wife sterlinged me before the trial and used it as evidence"

by Old Vet June 17, 2014

Staling

To stall an event or process as the dictator of a country.

"He's not even conquered Finland yet, they must be staling."

by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016

stealing Harvard

(based on the movie Stealing Harvard): robbing a bank in order to specifically pay off an expensive tuition or a mortgage

is stealing Harvard even a crime? probably not, if there was no one killed in your attack, and if you stole the money only to re-invest it in the economy

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016

Sterling

A guy who only talks about memes and doesn't respect women.

Girl: Oh, no, Sterling's walking over here.

Sterling: S'up?
Girl: Internal Screaming

by kindatiredofthisshit February 14, 2017