Sofaoligist

An expert in any field on the basis that they've read an article on twitter or Facebook.

Such sofaologist specialties include covid-19, Ukraine and how to expertly clean a browser history.

My friend Unemployed Dave on Facebook said there's gonna be a full-scale invasion. He's a sofaoligist, he's played Call of Duty for years.

by MrT-maybe February 28, 2022

Souas

To be goofy, silly, funny, epic or cool

“Oh look, Eli is being Souas again!”

by Dr.FrootloopYT July 5, 2022

The SOFA Party

A party formed in the year 2010 to raise the issues of sex and how it could be much cleaner and accepted.

'Vote for The SOFA Party'

by This_Is_Not_A_Name April 19, 2010

sofa king wetarted

I don't get it...

sofa king wetarted ... I don't get it...

by terryzz February 17, 2009

Sofa Cru

A group of 'm8s' who hang around shitty sofas all lunch time due to boredom overload at college. Try to have a laff but that is sumtimes spoilt by certain ppl whu claim that the fun ppl have caused a 'divide' in the so-called-group! Do we care? no...get happy or bugger off!

"Who's on th sofas?"
"Oh Shit its that song AGAIN"
"Aiden and Lorna...u r the most hated ppl EVER" erm yer woteva ;)

by splat May 7, 2004

sofar

A ugly mother fucker who always is getting into people shit and fucking with their brains

Sofar.... That bitch I wanna fuck his face up.

by Sir_lolz_the.sixth April 4, 2017

Softside

An individual whom is acting like a bitch, or baby or has to constantly wuss out of situations. Similar in nature to a moody, or grumpy asshole mood, but also can take many forms.

"Yo bro where were you last night?"
"Yo I was tired. I bailed"
"Softside"

"Yo can I have one of your beers?"
"Nah"
"Softside"

"You bro can I grab a ride with you guys?"
"Nah man get your own ride you bum"
"Softside"

by Jackotobacco January 21, 2019