Ass Shower

The best kind of shower; although this phrase means literally 'to shower one's own ass', it is often used as a derogatory.

Joe was low on soap, so he decided that he could only afford to take an ass shower.

Yo bitch ass cracka, best bend over cuz you about to get ass showered.

by PiePatrol November 10, 2010

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2am Shower

Is when you have a shower at 2am just to masturbate.

Lauren: hey im away for shower
Harry: its 2am
Lauren: yeah i know
Harry: oh ok enjoy your "2am shower"

by hss91 May 8, 2014

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Cold Shower

A cold shower is a shower taken in cold water to relieve stress and clear inappropriate thoughts

Tod: I’ve been thinking inappropriate thoughts lately

Karla: Take a cold shower my guy

by A small poor trashcan October 23, 2019

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Tampa Bay Spot Shower

When lying in bed masturbating, you attempt to hit the ceiling fan which is on full speed with your hot load. If you are able to hit the fan, you are rewarded with the semen shower.

Dan came up short for weeks, but was finally able soak himself with the tampa bay spot shower.

by Pete Leclerc April 18, 2009

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To take a quick shower from the waist down to remove any remnants (odor, residue) of a hook up that lingre on ones cock; so the next girl to fuck or suck is unaware you just taxed the shit out of some ass immediately prior to meeting up with her

Andy: That was quick, you showered and your hair isnt even wet?

Me: I just took a Waist Down Shower so your mom doesnt smell your sisters pussy on my cock!

Andy: *Bummed*

by TheAnonymousGuy123 January 26, 2009

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