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"Jack's a good athelete."
"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."
"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."
by Legbah February 4, 2008
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it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.
it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.
"'shit dude, Jed said he'd be here three hours ago, do you think he's ok?'
'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"
'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"
by fivetoedsloth October 5, 2009
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by Bobby bob12345678 September 21, 2009
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You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.
by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito February 23, 2005
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Guy 1: There was a sprung sloth in that tree back there. His cock was bigger than Jesus.
Guy 2: See what?
Guy 1: There was a sprung sloth in that tree back there. His cock was bigger than Jesus.
by SprungSloth January 16, 2009
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