Puppy Sized Elephants

Puppy Sized Elephants are the animal John Green suggested in his open letter to evolution since it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.

See the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube for more info.

Nerdfighter: "Man, I wish puppy sized elephants existed."
Evolution: "I'll get back to you on that."

by RobotAmputee August 24, 2010

Size Queen Diva

A women who likes, wants and prefers big dicks and will not accept anything less in her sex life.

Only a Size Queen Diva can turn down a hot guy because he wasn't big enough.

by #SizeQueenDiva September 10, 2018

AAA cup size

the smallest of all bra sizes used 4 pre-teen girls and those unlucky laidies (like myself) cursed with the flat chest of a man

me :( with my small AAA cup size breasts

by vanessa anne rules pop December 30, 2008

jidion size 13s

Something he will never get

Demarcus Cousins 3rd: ¨Man i want my jidion size 13s.¨

Me: :¨It sucks that you won't get them.¨

by therealJiDion November 1, 2021

Small Sample Size

Used in statistics when there is not enough data to make a conclusion. It has two major uses:
1. In statistics, more specifically baseball statistics/sabermetrics
2. On Myspace and Facebook, when the profile picture of a private account does not determine whether the person is attractive or not.

1. Person 1: Jeff Francoeur is a good hitter! Look at what he did in 2005!
Person 2: Those 70 games are a small sample size! He's been a below-average hitter since then.
2. Random Girl: Here's my myspace, myspace.com/amisexyoraminotyoucanttellbymyprofilepic
Person 1: I'm calling small sample size on that profile pic.
Person 2: You need to friend us so we can make a statistical conclusion. :)

by Philliesfan311 December 20, 2008

fettuccine-sized slit

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.

Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

Texas-Sized Whatachicken

Referring to a man's ginormous white meat weiner

Ohhh... the teachers in a good mood, she must have had the

"Texas-Sized Whatachicken......smothered in ranchdressin"

by Chi Chi McWeinerson December 31, 2007