The act of being submissive to a person simply because they bought a table at a nightclub. Typically occurs when a dude with daddy's money isn't funny or capable of speaking to women, so he spends $5-10k on a table and invites a hot girl with 30+ bodies to stand next to him at his table. The girl wears a slutty cocktail dress and the guy wears ripped light wash jeans, Yeezy's, a gold chain on the outside of his shirt, and a black t-shirt so tight it might as well be painted on. The entire concept is adjacent to prostitution. It's an easy way for beta men to fuck a whore without 'technically' paying for it.
"Hey friends, I was thinking of having a group dinner at my place this Thursday. Maybe cook up some chicken parm and sip some wine while we watch the sunset! Are you interested?"
"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."
"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."
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A sipping party is a social gathering wherein the goal is for adults to gather together for fun and to imbibe varying forms of beer, wine, and/or liquors they have not tried before. The host or hostess provides a small variety of drinks and location, foods, maybe games/entertainment/music/conversation topics. Each guest brings one or two forms of drinks. The drink may be something they have never tried, something that sparked their interest or an old favorite they want to share with their friends. This is a responsible and positive environment in which conversation and merriment is more the goal than becoming intoxicated.
Side note: The first official sipping party was attended by a group of high school teachers in Tucson, Arizona in the fall of 2012.
Side note: The first official sipping party was attended by a group of high school teachers in Tucson, Arizona in the fall of 2012.
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